Whelmed

There are two reasons why the next few blog posts will be about my upcoming plays at The Linenhall Arts Centre here in Castlebar.

The first is because it will be a major focal point of my life in the coming weeks and I probably won’t be able to think about anything else to write about. 

The second is that I need to be talking about it to try to encourage you local readers to come along and see the plays. We have two nights worth of seats to fill and would love it if your bum was in at least one of them.

(Not implying that your bum needs more that one seat. Perish the thought!)

We’ve been rehearsing the plays for quite a while now and if you were to ask me where we are at right now, (Where are you at right now, Ken?), I would say it is all coming together but it hasn’t quite come together yet. Are you familiar with that particular moment? If you’ve involved in any kind of creative endeavour, I bet you are. It’s an exciting time, a rather nervy time. A time of excitement, anticipation, and bricking-it in approximately equal measure.

Yesterday I had the teenage playwriting workshop for three hours. I had a rehearsal of one of the plays straight after. This morning, I’ve been out early to the car boot sale, doing dodgy deals on antique stuff required for one of the plays. Flashing the cash and spitting on my hand. As I write this, I’m playing various bits of music and wondering how they will work if they're playing as the audience come in. I'm also simultaneously WhatsApping about the stage set up. 

I have a lot of help from a lot of great people in bringing these plays to the local stage. Castlebar Musical and Dramatic Society is a great big machine that puts on great big shows and to have their Rolls Royce engine driving my little plays is an amazing thing.

The casts are amazing too. The crème of acting talent coming together to bring these tatty words to life.

Yes, it’s nervy.

Yes, it’s busy.

But, yes, it’s incredible too.

I feel so darned encouraged and accepted. All I need now is for the casts to get a warm round of applause from two packed houses on the 16th the 17th October. That’s not too much to ask, is it?

You can help by purchasing your tickets at www.thelinenhall.com or on your phone via 094 90 23733 or by clicking on this part of the blog right here or on the image of the poster above.

It’s a lot to take on. Some might kindly tell me it's a little bit too much but I would respectfully disagree. These kinds of opportunities come along only very occasionally and you have to seize them with both hands, and a foot or two as well if needs be.

It’s a lot of pressure but I gladly accept it.

I’m not overwhelmed.

Whelmed, maybe, but not overwhelmed.

 

Puddy Resurrection

Paraphrasing the first line of ‘A Christmas Carol,’ Puddy was alive: to begin with.

As stories go, that is a rather spoiler-heavy revelation to throw in, right there at the outset. But I have to be mindful. At the centre of this story there is a deceased cat. Possibly somebody’s beloved deceased cat. I want to keep that in mind, as I tell you about last Sunday’s rather outlandish events. I want to keep a level tone for the poor unknown feline who lost its life out on the New Line Road.

So, to recap:

Puddy is our adoptive stray cat of about five years. She lives a predominantly outdoor life around the gardens and quiet streets of our housing estate. She is known to several of the neighbours and we like to think we have a special relationship with her because she spends her evenings in our living room and any nights she wants in her basket in the front hall. We feed her twice a day and she has a nice pied a terre in the garage in a straw-laden kennel, whenever she needs to have a night out and about. Puddy pretty much sticks to the neighbourhood, picking up her kindnesses wherever she can, but sometimes she has been known to go on a hike.

Puddy went missing on Friday 5th September and was still missing on Sunday 14th September. This was a long time by her standards and both Patricia and I were concerned she had come to harm. We did all the recommended things, I patrolled the adjoining areas, and we hoped for the best. By Friday the 12th, I was covertly watching the Social Medias for advice on cats found dead on our local roads. There was one such advisory late on that Friday night and I drove out to see but it wasn’t Puddy. 

On last Sunday morning, which would have been the 14th, I had one of these blog entries all prepared to post. It was intended to raise a little more local awareness about missing Puddy. It also reflected how other-worldly cats become when they go away. It’s almost like they slip into another dimension or something.

But before I could hit the ‘publish’ button on my post, one of those dead cat updates landed. A white cat, with black markings, lying at the side of the road about half a mile from us. Could somebody check if it were alive or dead? I got in the car and drove down. The cat was dead all right. I looked it over. It was largely unmarked by whatever had hit it. It had happened recently.

I was sure it was Puddy.

I got a bag from the car and gathered the body up into it. I drove it home and placed it in the coal bunker on a blanket. That may not sound terribly dignified by it is dry and protected place. It seemed for the best. I felt very sad and wished I had searched a little more thoroughly and a little further afield for my cat. She had many good years left, mooching around our back yards and snoozing in our spare armchair. It was a shame.

I had to tell Patricia and she was justifiably very sad. Patrica and the cat had bonded in a gentle way that had hardly seemed possible when the hissing little demon had first entered our lives.

I went back to my desk and reread the blog post that I had been ready to share. I rewrote it in a rather mournful tone, telling the sad tale while it was still very raw. I hit send. There were a lot of warm, sad, reactions from good people and I appreciated them all.

Are you with me so far?

In the afternoon, Patricia said she would like to see the cat. To say good bye and maybe help with a little closure. I went back to the coal bunker to make the cat as presentable as possible.

It was while doing that that I started to notice things. Were the black markings in the exact position where Puddy’s black markings had been. Was Puddy really that heavy? I got out my phone and started to compare photos of Puddy with the cat I now had. The markings were very similar. One black patch over one eye. A blotch of black on the spine. But was the photo reversed and was the black patch over the right eye? Surely this was my cat. A little altered in her deceased state, as was inevitable, but how could it not be? Then, a thought occurred. Puddy had been neutered and, because she was a stray, the tip of her ear had been snipped to confirm this to anyone subsequently checking her.

This poor unfortunate cat’s ears were intact.

Patrica had her jacket on, in the hall, and was ready for her viewing. I looked at her.

“I don’t think this is our cat.” I said.

What was meant to be a quite respectful viewing turned into a forensic examination. It didn’t take long. The cat we had was not Puddy, no question.

I often feel stupid. I sometime wonder if it’s my default setting. But I have rarely felt as stupid as this. On the one hand, and with all respect to the deceased cat, there is an element of dark humour in it. Not only had I brought the wrong cat home but I had also published a dirge to my own cat and shown it to my occasional readers at large. But, worse than this, I had brought a little unnecessary grief into our home when there has been grief enough there already. That was what really got me. My carelessness.

I went back to the housing estate adjacent to where I had found the cat and did some door to door visits. Nobody I could find knew of the cat. That cat has now been committed to eternity in an entirely respectful manner but their identity remains unknown. If you are missing a cat that looks like mine, and you live in Castlebar, you can contact me via the comments section and I’ll tell you what I know. I’m sorry if you find out this way. I really am.

The next evening, as we were having dinner, a hangry meow wafted in from the back yard. Puddy was out there, stressed and very keen to have some food. Perhaps the notes I had dropped around the estate had speeded her release from somebody’s shed. Perhaps she had just got lost and taken this long to find her way back.

Whatever happened, she’s back now. Old routines re-established. We are glad to have her back. We always valued her but maybe now we value her a little more and, who knows, maybe she even values us- no, let’s not be silly.

All I know is that, on the second evening of her return, she jumped up on the couch and settled her head in Patricia’s lap. A thing that has never happened before.

Perhaps it’s true what they say. That there’s no place like home.

Puddy in the Wind

FURTHER ADDEMDUM - Puddy came home last Monday. More info at the next blog post. Click here. 


ADDENDUM - The story below took a twist this afternoon when it became clear that the RIP cat I brought home this morning is not actually our cat. I was really sure it was. A detailed inspection showed some differences in its markings and no TNR ear snip.  I'll leave the words below up for now, if only as a record of my ongoing stupidity. Sorry for taking those of you who read it on a rather misguided emotional journey.  

Puddy is still missing and I intend to search with continued dedication, to hopefully find her and bring her back home. 

And if you're missing a cat that looks a bit like her, please let me know.

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Puddy had been in the wind for nine days, as of this morning.

She didn’t turn up for her evening rendezvous in the armchair, on the Friday before last, like she always would. We didn’t think anything much of it. Puddy has always been an outdoors cat, who would only come in at the times that suited her, which was every day but only on her own strict terms. An evening of telly watching, a five hour daytime snooze in the hall basket, an overnighter whenever the mousing was slow.

So this morning made it a full nine days since she had been around. And I had a blog post all written about how cats seem to become quite mysterious and otherworldly after they go away. It wasn’t a terribly bad post.

But Puddy always had her own plans.

One feature of her years with us was her uncanny ability to subvert whatever we were just about to do. Late for work? In a rush? Puddy would turn up, needing something urgently. It was a given.

So I should have known that Puddy might retain the power to undermine my intentions one more time, just for Auld Lang’s syne.

As well as notifying the neighbourhood of her absence, and hanging her blanket out on the clothes line, I had been monitoring the notifications on all the ‘missing cat’ forums, and I’d been to visit a few sad roadside tableaus in the past few days, always pretty sure that our lass wouldn’t be found there.

But this morning’s one felt different.

Not only because the description seemed right, but also because of that aforementioned penchant for the disruption of best laid plans. My blog post about her continued absence was ready to hit ‘send’ on. What better moment for dear Puddy to shake things up, one last time?

So, with a rather heavy heart, and with apologies for getting nine paragraphs in (a paragraph for every day) without saying this, Puddy, alas, shuffled off her mortal coil last night. I retrieved her from a bridge down in the centre of town early this morning. Unmarked. Almost sleeping, but not quite. A swipe from a car the most likely cause, as she looked both strong and clean. I guess she got lost out on her travels, and hadn’t managed to wind her way home, as she had done several times before.

Many words have been written by me about Puddy in these pages. Our early battles, kittens, giving shelter, growing mutual involvement, coming into our home and our lives. I’ve enjoyed setting it all down and I’ve enjoyed being a part of it all unfolding. Our consolation will be that, from the moment we chose to look out for her, Puddy got to lead her own personal best life. Never wanting for food, warmth, care, or company. Never prevented from wandering free in her compact little neighbourhood, stalking, skulking, or just dozing in the sun.

She brought a considerable quantity of elegance and attitude into our lives, and after I became her friend, I was never not happy to see her coming. It will be a while before I stop glancing to my front door to see if that familiar brilliant white flash is out there beyond the glass.

Puddy has been in the wind for the last nine days and she will remain in the wind now, I guess.

It doesn’t matter at all that the only time I ever managed to touch her was when I gathered her up in her blanket and drove her back home this morning.

She managed to touch me every day.

 

Puddy - ? – September 2025