Two Bee Gees Songs and a Sentiment

This old blog is not getting any easier to write.

I was thinking about that this week and I quickly came to the conclusion that it’s not that I’m losing interest or forgetting how to string a sentence together. It’s just that nothing much is happening. Life is necessarily smaller than it was. Interesting people are not being met; challenging conversations are not happening. Funny moments are not being witnessed. That kind of thing. There’s just not so much to be writing about.

The upside of this lack of potential material is that little things tend to hit harder.

On Friday night, we were flicking through the myriad of TV channels and finding nothing to make us stop. We landed on Sky Documentaries and the Bee Gees were there, singing some song.

We stopped.

We stayed.

It turned out that this was a new documentary on the career of the Bee Gees called ‘How Can You Mend a Broken Heart.’ “This will pass half an hour,” we thought, because it was clearly close to its final act. We watched it. Perhaps it was on account of what I mentioned at the start. Perhaps it was because the world has grown small and little things have grown big. Whatever it was, it hit hard in the end. Two days later, it'

I’ve had a long standing and curious relationship with the Bee Gees. The first thing to say is that I’ve always liked them. The second thing is that I’ve always had a sneaking suspicion that I was uncool because I did.

The part of the film that I saw captured that feeling well. The guys were unapologetically geeky, endlessly ambitious, patently egotistical… I hesitate to even say it but, come on, slightly funny-looking. They didn’t come across as stars. They looked like I did; a bit ordinary. They often seemed shocked and dazed by what they had achieved but they snapped at anyone and anything that tried to take it away from them.

In 1977, our school class went on a tour to Enniskillen. On the way back, we stopped in Bundoran and I ducked into a record shop and bought the soundtrack album to Saturday Night Fever. I remember I hid it in my bag and didn’t show it to anyone. The guys were a bit uncool, even then at the height of their trajectory. In a music video, they stood in smoldering New York urban ruins in their disco outfits and it was mortifying to watch and still is. The falsetto vocals just seemed so unworldly and so detached from the Punk Rock stuff that was obsessing the cool kids.

But the music. The rhythm. It was hard to ignore.

I hate the film Saturday Night Fever. I hated it when I saw it in ’77 and I hate it still. It is horrible and negative and misogynistic and not even the music can redeem it. But the music on its own… that was something.

The title of this piece says ‘Two Bee Gees Songs’ and neither of them are from Saturday Night Fever so I’d best move on or else we’ll be here all day.

The first represented my earliest memories of the Bee Gees. It was back in 1972. Did I tell you I was old? And, straight off, I’m telling a lie in two different ways. Firstly, I had heard of the Bee Gees in 1971 (I was eight years old then, just so you know) because there was a poster in my local cinema for a film called SWALK and it proudly boasted that the music was by the Bee Gees. I remember thinking, “That’s a funny name for a group,” and moving on. I never saw the film though I know quite a bit about it. 

But back to 1972. At that point, I became enamoured of a song that was in the charts. Well, as much as a nine-year-old can become enamoured of anything. It was called “Run to Me”. My brother had a very early cassette player/recorder. Remember the one with a single control that you pushed back for rewind and forward for fast-forward and up to play? No? Never mind. I borrowed it and recorded the song off the radio. I really liked it. Interestingly enough, I never knew it was the Bee Gees or if I did, I have forgotten that I did. It was many years later that I heard it, and someone said who it was, and it was a Eureka moment for me. The song still draws me. If I think about the lyrics too hard, I may have to acknowledge that they might be a wee bit dodgy. But the song still tugs at a string in my gut, as the second song does.

That second song has a rather strange effect on me. It’s ‘Too Much Heaven’. You know the one, classic ‘slow set’ stuff. “Nobody gets too much heaven no more…”. When I hear it, I break out in nostalgia and warmth. “Nothing strange about that”, you might say, “we all get that”. But here’s the strange part; I have no memory of what this nostalgia is for. All I know is that the song evokes some sweet moment for me, but I cannot for the life of me remember what that sweet moment might be. In trying to dissect this problem I have guessed that it is possible that it is the song that was playing when I first drummed up the courage to ask someone for a slow set dance at a disco. I don’t know if this is true or not, but I remember an awkward turn around the floor and the overpowering smell of shampoo. I now like to think that this song was a part of that equation too. It was something like that, I reckon. I’m just not sure what. I wrote a slow dance into one of my plays and, although the song itself is not specified in the script (I wouldn’t have the rights to do that) there have been several productions of the play where I have nudged that song into being played for the climactic slow set scene. Standing at the back of the theatre, watching my writing being played out, on the basis of a sweet song and a half-remembered moment, has been one of the high points of my writing life.

So that’s me and the Bee Gees. A rather awkward, geeky affair, sitting ever so slightly uncomfortably alongside all of the really cool things I like. But, alongside that awkwardness, always a respect, a huge respect.

What great songwriters.

What a creative force in music.

And then, right at the end of the film, there was Barry. Alone. His brothers all gone before him though he is the eldest. Old now, with an air of quiet bewilderment that he should be the one left behind. And to close the film, that sentiment. Barry is being interviewed. There was obviously something about his lost brothers than he had wanted to say, but he hadn't quite managed it. He tried once more. 

He said this:

“What I wanted to say earlier is I'd rather have them back here and no hits at all.

And that, right there, was one little thing that hit big.

The Worst in the Entire World

I woke up this morning with no blog post written. So, this is going out 'live', so to speak.

Don’t’ worry, I’m not drying up or anything (“Chance would be a fine thing”, you might say). For the last few days, I’ve been doing my usual, “Shall I write about this?” or “Shall I write about that?” but, each time, my mind has veered away to something else before I could pin anything down.

It’s hard to focus, you see, when you’re The Worst in the Entire World.

This might not be entirely true, I’m not a statistician after all, but it’s certainly how the narrative feels. Here in Sunny Ireland, we were the envy of many. We kept our Covid figures tamped down pretty well. If they shot up, we shot those buggers right back down again. We weren’t the best in the world but, by golly, we were a long way from being the worst.

Our downfall has been that we love Christmas. Maybe not every Man Jack of us but collectively we lap up the festive season. Our world effectively shuts down for ten days as we eat and watch telly and see each other.

We see each other.

And that’s how we slipped from being a postcard people of pandemic suppression to being a vivid illustration of how it can go when you turn your back for a minute and let that enviable guard of yours down. Covid19 is like a lion and we are the lion tamer. We can manage it and put on a good show and get some applause but when we turn our back on it and spread our arms wide to accept the adulation, that’s when it can pounce and tear our throat out. And that’s kind of what's happened to us.

Christmas was coming. As a people, we were clamouring for a break. And we had done pretty well. The case numbers were down to about 300 per day. “Let them have their Christmas,” was the feeling of many of the powers that be, “Let a few meet up with a few. The figures will rise but we’ll lock everything down after and we’ll bring them straight back down again. Plus, the retailers get to do a bit of business, the food people get to feed a few people, a little coin is changed hands. It will tide us over." It all actually sounded sensible enough.

And so there was Christmas.

But the numbers didn’t just rise, they shot right through the roof and out into space. I’m not sure how Christmas went. I stayed at home and saw nobody but I’m not looking to be ‘Holier Than Thou’, I always do that. But some good people met some other good people and ate and drank a little and now here we are, The Worst in the World or something close to that.

And it’s a different feeling. Where, before, there was a feeling that the virus was out there and one had to be careful, now there is a pervasive sensation that the virus is riding roughshod up and down every laneway and across the roof of every house in this country. There is a feeling that you will now have to be very, very lucky to miss its lick on your face. There is a feeling of doom.

I shouldn’t generalise like this. I don’t have my finger on the pulse of the populace in some special way. All I should really do is write about me. I often reckon I am a bit of an everyman, an ordinary bloke, nothing special, nothing grand, and I often feel that I do or feel what other ordinary blokes do and feel. That’s how I arrive at my generalisations. That’s how I gauge the country.

So, how are you Ken?

I’m a bit anxious, I guess, a bit weary. I feel the getting of the virus is almost an inevitability now, no matter how much care I take. In my mind I plot the logistics of having it, which room I should lock myself into, how to arrange for some shopping, have some Paracetamol ready. But I’ve read too many reports and peered into too many hospitals and ICUs via newspaper stories and first hand accounts from Front Line Staff. That stuff downright scares me. It’s blindingly obvious to say that I don’t want that for me or for any of my family and friends. Shit, I don’t want it for anybody. But I have metaphorically daubed a streak of fresh blood on my front door. “Don’t come in here,” it implores, ”just pass on.”

I debate writing something. A speech that I might wish to deliver when I’m flat in a hospital bed and reliant on tubes to stay alive. But that’s just a writer’s fantasy... or nightmare.

I don’t feel this stuff all the time. I’m not a walking wreck. Matter of fact, I’m really doing okay. But I think we are all haunted by this stuff and I think it’s no harm to admit to that for a moment, before toughening the fuck up and getting on with it.

I’m not sure it’s particularly good to be writing a post which reflects negative thoughts like this but, once in a while, I think that maybe it’s okay. I think it might be helpful for us to see that we are not alone in occasionally feeling a little out of our depth and a little overwhelmed and, damn it, a little bit scared.

Last week I wrote about how we'll get through and I’m not going back on my word here. Our Worst in the World figures will most likely plateau in the next few days, because we have really locked down hard since Christmas. Maybe this time we'll stamp the thing down a bit harder and keep it there. We may well do, 'cos we’ve learned a tough lesson this Winter. We will get through, just like I said last week. 

But it’s never going to be sunshine and roses getting there.

If you also believe this, as I do, the least you should know is that you’re not on your own.

The Year of Getting Better

There’s no doubting it’s going to take a little time.

There’s also no doubt that some wounds cannot be healed and no amount of getting better is going to fix that.

But, accepting all that, the clock has ticked around and there is a new number on the wall. It’s silly, it’s just another day, it means nothing. Except it does. It can mean everything, if we want it to. 2020 went badly. Not everything was bad but, hell, a lot of it was. And now it’s gone. The story of 2020 is written, the book is closed. 

There will be no more from 2020.

This is 2021.

Trump is going. He will not be back, though we will have to keep a weather eye out for his apprentice, whoever that might turn out to be. There is a vaccine. It works. We will get it. The figures will tumble and we will emerge, blinking, into some kind of daylight.

I believe all this. Call me an old fool, though not in the comments section because I will just edit them out.

We can look to this coming year with relief and optimism. To at least some of the current shit, there is an end in sight. But it’s like being out at sea in a storm. It’s like being able to see the port, the distant harbour light out there on the dark horizon. A twinkling beacon across the crashing waves and the teeming rain.


And you know what I’m going to say next. I know you do.

We’re not there yet. We can see the port and it’s growing a little closer every hour. But we are still at sea and the sea is big and hostile. We have to keep our wits and sail this skiff safely into that harbour. We might have to tack away a bit, in order to get there. We might even lose sight of the warm light as we do it. We might still have to get extremely bloody wet.

But we have to do our best not to be swept overboard, particularly when we are this close to home. Cling on. Sing a shanty. Keep your flask of tea full. And, for heaven’s sake, don’t let the guy in the luxury cruiser tell you it’s not a storm at all. It is. It really is. It could tumble you into the sea and that guy in the big boat won’t even bend to pull your ass back out.

All that shit about it being darker before the dawn. I never bought into that. I always thought it was darker right in the middle of the night, when the sun was farthest away. But I’m getting it now. Because I can feel the dawn over that horizon, I can really feel it. But it’s dark, isn’t it? It’s darker than any other time in this night and it might get darker yet before that dawn. It might get well-dark.

But don’t fret, at least not too much. Your job is to keep yourself well. By doing that, you’re playing your part in keeping all of us well. It’s that simple.

We’ll get to port. It won’t be long now.

And remember, you don’t have to personally witness every single raindrop to get there. You don’t have to shout out every time a wave throws us into the sky and back down with a gun-wrenching crash. You just have to keep on.

Happy new year. That’s what it will be. Not for everyone but for more than last year.

Hold that thought.

Land ho.



Footnote – I realise that this is almost the exact same post as the one I wrote a few weeks ago. Sorry about that. It’s just where my head is at.