Love means nothing to a tennis player.
The Dirty Rat.
Mrs Slocombe’s Pussy’s really just a cat.
That horse’s face, it ain’t so fucking long.
I’ve lost my sense of humour now you’re gone.
Wing the Wong Number?
Fancy that.
That Chicken crossed the road cos he’s a Prat
What goes up a chimney down? That’s just fucking wrong.
I’ve lost my sense of humour now you’re gone.
Don’t ‘Knock Knock' me,
I’ll ‘Knock’ your bloody head
I’ll make you wish that you were bloody dead.
You’ll say ‘Who’s there?’ then find that it’s just me.
Then you’ll be ‘Funny Fucker RIP’.
That Young Girl from Madrid
can simply go away.
There’s no place for dirty Limericks here today
There’s no Tweetment or no Oinkment to put on
I’ve just lost my sense of humour now you’re gone.
1 comment:
There are moments in life like that. I hope you get your sense of humor back.
If mine ever deserts me, I quit. :)
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