(To the tune of Galway Bay)
If you ever go to A and E in Ireland
And get there at the closing of your day
You can sit and watch the loons row over nothing
And end up with a nice long trolley stay.
And if they put you on an intravenous
And stick the needle in there all the way.
Be sure and tell them fill it up with Guinness
Or else the feckers only give you tay.
And if your leg's come over rather septic.
And they want to hack it off above the knee
Just pour a drop of Jamesons down your trouser
It'll fix you up and cure impotency.
So If you ever go to A and E in Ireland
And get there at the closing of your day
You may not get much medical attention
But the chapel's really nice for a wee pray.
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